2packedcups kale leaves, stems removed (Lacinato or curly)
1mediumripe banana (fresh or frozen)
1cupfrozen pineapple chunks (or mango)
1/2cupplain Greek yogurt (or a dairy-free yogurt)
1tablespoonchia seeds or ground flaxseed
1/2to1 tablespoon honey or maple syrup, to taste (optional)
1cupcold water or unsweetened almond milk (plus more as needed)
Juice of 1/2 lemon (about 1 tablespoon)
Small pinch of sea salt
Ice cubes (optional, for extra chill and thickness)
Instructions
Prep the kale: Strip the leaves from the stems. Rinse and pat dry. Tear into smaller pieces for easier blending.
Layer the blender: Add the liquid first (water or almond milk), then yogurt, lemon juice, banana, pineapple, kale, seeds, and salt.
Add sweetener if using.
Blend until silky: Start on low and work up to high. Blend 45–60 seconds, scraping down the sides if needed. Add more liquid a splash at a time if it’s too thick.
Taste and adjust: Want it brighter?
Add a bit more lemon. Sweeter? A drizzle more honey.
Thicker? A handful of ice. Thinner?
Extra liquid.
Serve cold: Pour into a chilled glass and enjoy right away for the best flavor and texture.