Prep the banana: Peel, slice, and freeze your banana at least 2 hours ahead for the best texture.
Keep a bag of frozen banana slices on hand for quick smoothies.
Add liquids first: Pour coconut milk into the blender. This helps the blades catch and blend smoothly.
Layer the rest: Add frozen banana, cocoa powder, sweetener of choice, shredded coconut, nut butter (if using), vanilla, and a pinch of salt. Sprinkle in any boosters you like.
Blend until smooth: Start low, then increase to high for 30–45 seconds.
Add ice cubes and blend again until thick and frosty.
Taste and adjust: If you want it sweeter, add a touch more maple or another date. For extra chocolate, add 1 teaspoon more cocoa.
Serve right away: Pour into a chilled glass and top with a pinch of shredded coconut or a few chocolate shavings if you’re feeling fancy.